Video: Lady Gaga –“G.U.Y.”
Lady Gaga‘s self-directed “G.U.Y.” video (with a hint of “Venus”) starts like The Walking Dead and The Hunger Games and ends with gold, and lots of it. Brutal rags to endless riches, with Gaga sporting...
View ArticleVideo: Katy Perry –“Birthday”
So many musicians – even those who make stripper pop – are out to impress their ever-disappointed parents, but I believe Katy Perry releases at least one music video per album with the goal of giving...
View ArticleVideo: The Pretty Reckless –“Heaven Knows”
Interesting things are happening in pop music… Things that have nothing to do with Lady Gaga! Lily Allen wrote an entire song about it, but if you’re looking for the antithesis of Lorde, it’s Taylor...
View ArticleVideo: Eminem “Headlights” Feat. Nate Ruess
The most mother-hating man of all brilliantly released an apology to his Mom on Mother’s Day directed by an Oscar-nominee and featuring everyone’s go-to guest vocalist. From Eminem, Spike Lee and Nate...
View ArticleJustin Timberlake Dances With Michael Jackson
There’s a new Michael Jackson video (yes, “new”) for reasons unknown besides that people just aren’t done beating his sequined corpse like a piñata until dollar bills fall out… “Love Never Felt So...
View ArticleVideo: Die Antwoord –“Pitbull Terrier”
In honor of habitual weirdos Die Antwoord’s new album, Donker Mag – with titles like “Raging Zef Boner,” “Don’t Fuk Me,” “Sex,” “Girl I Want 2 Eat U,” and “Happy Go Sucky Fucky” – dropping today,...
View ArticleVideo: Miranda Lambert –“Somethin’ Bad” feat. Carrie Underwood
Oh my God I could care less about 90% of country music, but the ho’ed-out wives of Blake Shelton and Mike Fisher shook their knees in front of motorcycles and played poker with guys in fedoras for one...
View ArticleVideo: Ella Eyre –“Comeback”
It might seem unusual for a debut album to have a song called “Comeback” on it, but at only 20 years old, obvious Best Hair in Music-haver Ella Eyre makes it work. It’s about a scoundrel who “comes...
View ArticleStand by for Maximum Butts: J-Lo and Iggy Azalea Made a Video Together…
The oldest butt and the newest joined forces for a song called, get ready for it, “Booty.” A middle-eastern tune best served after repeated viewings of Nicki Minaj’s “Anaconda,” the “Dance (Ass)” remix...
View ArticleVideo: Maroon 5 –“Animals”
This completely unoriginal video, released 3 days ago, is apparently controversial. A spokesperson for RAINN (Rape, Abuse and Incest National Network) are calling the video – which features Adam Levine...
View ArticleGavin DeGraw’s New Video is the Most Lesbo-Centric NON-LESBIAN Video of All Time
Yesterday I was sitting around watching VH1 on mute, so all of a sudden I see Gavin DeGraw’s face and I’m about to change the channel when I notice that the video seems super gay and therefore mildly...
View ArticleVideo: Nicki Minaj –“Only”
While you’re waiting for Nicki Minaj‘s third full-length album The Pinkprint (tomorrow), here’s a video of Nicki bouncing around in business casual attire with Drake professing his love for...
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