Lady Gaga‘s self-directed “G.U.Y.” video (with a hint of “Venus”) starts like The Walking Dead and The Hunger Games and ends with gold, and lots of it. Brutal rags to endless riches, with Gaga sporting the longest hair extensions ever and humping the air like a female Bobby Brown, only with more crack.
The queen of pretension (she let someone vomit on her at SXSW in the name of “creative rebellion”) really outdoes herself this time. An 8 minute video with 3 minutes of credits? The sheer laziness of this makes me want to jump into an active volcano.
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Did I mention that she brings Michael Jackson, Jesus and Gandhi back from the dead?
There’s also synchronized swimming, semi-synchronized dancing, and a cameo from her new designated gay, Andy Cohen [in the sky with no diamonds]. I just threw up a little. Maybe I can sell it – along with my old fingernail trimmings and pubes – on eBay and pass it off as “art”?
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